Monday, May 7, 2012

Harry the Irish President


by Harry Flanagan

Date: Wednesday, October 21, 2009 at 6:49pm



Hi I believe in change and as President I will make change I will not say what kind of change but just say change that way you all feel better. Because you know we all need change but maybe not the change you are thinking of but the change that benefits certain groups and makes socialism possible but I wont tell you that because that might not be in your interest as change so i will just say I will make change if you vote for me. I am also thankful for the Nobel peace prize for just doing nothing but speaking words that have showed no actions. I am grateful for being the first Irish-American President! I'm not white don't call me that because I am Irish American so don't offend me, I'm not just American i am Irish-American get it right! lol! I will also promise free healthcare when truly nothing is ever truly free without some catch... cough cough like deducting anyone who earns more than 250k and taxing them 50% and then using that for free healthcare when most small business make just over that to put forth in expanding their business and creating more jobs but can't when being over taxed also being that 80% of jobs in America is small businesses cough... CHANGE! I mean I promise CHANGE! *cough* like all presidents before me who no one noticed that also made promises all kinds of changes and yet I am noticed more for being the first Irish American who deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for blind statements! (sarcasm)

Hi, my name is Harry and I approve this message.Illusions are the best way to trick an audience.

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